Snerked from boodie 'cause it's funny!

Gary is at home watching a football game when his wife
interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been
flickering for weeks now."

He looks at her and says angrily; "Fix the light, now? Does it look
like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!"

The wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't
close right."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have
Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine," she says. "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front
door. They're about to break."

"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix steps," he
says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead?
I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to
feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and
help out. As he walks into the house he notices the steps are
already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is
working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is
fixed. "Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a
nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to
do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him
or bake a cake."

He asked, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?"

She replied, "Hellooooo.......do you see Betty Crocker written on my
forehead? I don't think so!"

Fursuiters needed for Masq. act at AC

Hello everyfur. I am posting here to try to recruit 3 or 4 fursuiters for my
masquerade act for AC this year. I would like to have both male and female
fursuiters involved if possible. I really don't want to tell much about my
act yet on the list though... trying to keep it a surprise. But if anyone
is interested in being in it, contact me off list and I'll describe what I
have in mind. It's a silly idea of mine... and I think it will be fun. I
don't remember anyone doing anything like this before, but since I haven't
been to that many fur cons, I could be mistaken.

Anyway, if anyone is interested, you can contact me on the following email,
fixed to prevent spam hopefully.

Thanks!

Butterscotch

butterscotchvixen at insightbb dot com

Was there any doubt?

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