My tweets

• Mon, 18:23: RT @SarcasmJokes: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens dont wear ...
• Mon, 20:25: I just reached Level 4 of the "Mall Rat" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 15 different malls! http://t.co/GivBFMyL
• Tue, 11:20: Home for 4 days!