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Not that I AM a Wiccan... though I do have many of their beliefs.


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Personally, I'll say that I am a Pagan.. but I follow no particular path. I'm very eclectic.

Is this in anyone's future?

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation.

One child wrote the following:

We always spend our vacation with Grandma and Grandpa.
They used to live here in a big, brick house, but Grandpa got
retarded and they moved to Florida and now they live in a place
with a lot of other retarded people.

They live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like
grass. They ride around on big tricycles and wear name tags
because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have
got it fixed because it is all right now. They play games and do
exercises there, but they don't do them very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it
with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.

At their gate there is a dollhouse with a little old man sitting in it.
He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. Then they go cruising in their golf carts.

My grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot
how. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And they eat the same
thing every night: Early Birds.

Some of the people can't get past the man in the dollhouse to go
out, so the ones who get out bring food back to the wrecked
center and call it pot luck.

My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
and says I should work hard so I can be retarded one day, too.